Speaking of Mexican food - I had the runs pretty bad at work tonight. I'm reminded that I'd like to mangle the fucking idiot who designed the toilet paper dispensers in our bathroom there. You have to be a damned double-jointed midget to be able to grab the paper in this huge, plastic covered dispenser.

I'd love to eat a plateful of spicy Mexican food and then squat over the (toilet paper dispenser) designer's desk.