Originally Posted By: Blibbleblabble
 Originally Posted By: J Geoff
 Originally Posted By: Blibbleblabble
I've been applying a regular dose of Neosporin to my penis for several days now. I'm not convinced that Neosporin actually does anything.

Try Miracle-Gro next time


Seriously though, what is a man supposed to do after a zipper mishap? Wait for the wound to heal slowly on it's own? Or believe the advertising and awkwardly rub Neosporin on it for no reason? I'm not convinced it does anything. I applaud the genius behind the makers because they have fooled people into buying a placebo, and they probably make a lot of money.

Meanwhile, my penis hurts.


I've heard that toothpaste works.



Long as I remember The rain been coming down.
Clouds of Mystery pouring Confusion on the ground.
Good men through the ages, Trying to find the sun;
And I wonder, Still I wonder, Who'll stop the rain.