I've been applying a regular dose of Neosporin to my penis for several days now. I'm not convinced that Neosporin actually does anything.
Try Miracle-Gro next time
Seriously though, what is a man supposed to do after a zipper mishap? Wait for the wound to heal slowly on it's own? Or believe the advertising and awkwardly rub Neosporin on it for no reason? I'm not convinced it does anything. I applaud the genius behind the makers because they have fooled people into buying a placebo, and they probably make a lot of money.
Meanwhile, my penis hurts.