"Good Diet,Good Health" - by Pete Clemenza

"Keeping Your Husband's Business Out of Your Relationship" - by Kay Corleone

"The Dangers of Incest" by Vincent Mancini and Mary Corleone

"Zen and the Mob" - by Santino Corleone

"Loyalty" by Sal Tessio

"Keeping Cool Under Pressure" by Enzo the baker

"Being An Asshole Will Get You Nowhere" - by Jack Woltz

"Absentee Ballots or Nothing" by Hyman Roth

"Seven Steps To Success" - by Merle Johnson

"Io sono stanco, sono imbigliato, and I wan't everyone here to know, there ain't gonna be no trouble from me..Don Corleone..Cicc' a port!"

"I stood in the courtroom like a fool."

"I am Constanza: Lord of the idiots."