Nancy Reagan was trotted out today to endorse Senator McCain. Well, "trotted" may be too optimistic. The Senator walked with her for the cameras. Needless to say, the former First Lady isn't exactly spry, so he had to really slow down to walk with her, and it made him look about 112. Whoever thought of this one should have had a damn podium. Some campaign worker's head is rolling for that video clip.

And Senator Clinton claims to have been greeted with sniper fire in Bosnia when she was actually greeted by a kiss from an 8 year old. Well, maybe the 8 year old was spitting bullets at her.