I'm looking for a job...the old guy I was taking care of is in the hospital now.
"Yankee bean, yankee bean, I... like... my yan-kee bean."
Sorta, but I was getting $10 an hour to basically help him shower, get dressed, make his breakfast, look up porn on the internet for him, a snack in the afternoon, and that's it. Towards the end he kept getting worse and worse, he could barely move around anymore and he couldn't move that great to start with.
So now that I am out of a job my car needs $500 worth of work plus new tires.