Did you ever notice----that for a short, stocky, slow-witted bald man, George had mostly beautiful girlfriends on the show?
And Jerry? What a picky S.O.B.!
That girl that ate her peas one at a time? DEAR GOD man, are you insane?
And Kristin Davis? She could drop her toothbrush in a pile of poop. There's no way I'm giving that up.
George completely overachieved. He should have gotten women no more attractive than that skanky cousin who wanted to date him!
Jerry was no great looking guy either. I thought Kristen Davis was stunning, as were the following:
1. Nicky, the girl who could talk any man into or out of anything (she got out of the speeding ticket and she "won" the nonsensical bet with Todd Gak).
2. Mulva - oo la la
3. Teri Hatcher. Say no more. The were, and continue to be, spectacular.
4. The woman who claimed to have gotten gonnorehea from a tractor
5. The woman who Jerry got her phone number off the AIDS walk list. "Don't the bums get tired of soup?"
