Did you ever notice----that for a short, stocky, slow-witted bald man, George had mostly beautiful girlfriends on the show?

And Jerry? What a picky S.O.B.!

That girl that ate her peas one at a time? DEAR GOD man, are you insane?

And Kristin Davis? She could drop her toothbrush in a pile of poop. There's no way I'm giving that up.