I thought I'd revive this thread, because I've been watching KING OF QUEENS a lot more lately and I've decided that, for me, Arthur Spooner gets the nod as the craziest tv father ever.

Just now Carrie tells him, "Dad those are my birth control pills."

He responds, "What do you need birth control pills for, does he TOUCH YOU?!"

That he said this to his married daughter just made me almost pee my pants.