Lazy bastard.

I'm not lazy I'm-

I couldn't keep a straight face any longer...

My dad use to tell me I was to young to be tired

If my dad was still alive he'd be 90 years old today. He's gone five years now, but I still "mark" this day as being special.

God Bless

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Did I miss some good posts or what?

Nope, it's the flu. Every friggin' bone in my body aches.

What a horrible weekend. I was supposed to go down to Florida for just 4 nights, but the flights got so backed up, because of the snow, I would have had to turn around and come home by the time I got there.

And now the flu.

You home with the flu now??

Actually, no, that's how stupid I am.

I had to come up Eastchester to pick up my Dad. I'm waiting for him to meet me right now. When I do get home, I'm going to do my best to OD on Nyquil.

I'm gonna stop at Epstein's in Yonkers. It's a Jewish deli. Well, not really authentic, but they make a pretty decent chicken soup. I'm gonna stop and pick up a couple of quarts.

Thats too bad. I had it last month and I was bedridden for three days.

Feel better!

Yeah, I'm heading home in a few minutes. I'll order the soup on the way.

Jewish penicillin, nothing like it.

Feel better. I had it and I was in bed for 2 days.

I woke up with it on Tuesday. I felt like I had been hit by a truck. I ran 101+ for 3 days. Then, I just felt exhausted.

PB, Alka Seltzer Cold worked really well. It's got just about everything you need in it.

Hello out there in computer world!!!!

From one of the news agencies:

Following 12 hours or preparation and cooking, a Detroit, Michigan, restaurant owner believes his 134-pound hamburger has broken the world record for "largest hamburger commercially available."

The "Absolutely Ridiculous Burger," made with beef, bacon and cheese, was delivered on a 50-pound bun at Mallier's Sports Bar and Grill, The Detroit News and the Detroit Free Press reported. It sells for 350 U.S. dollars, and orders must be made 24 hours in advance.

Flipping the burger required three men using two steel sheets.

Owner Steve Mallie told The News he wanted to show that he has the biggest and best burgers.

Authenticating Mallie's claim could take a few weeks. His burger would outweigh the 123-pound burger made last year by Denny's Beer Barrel Pub, of Clearfield, Pennsylvania.

How much ketchup would that take??

I love it when girls try to convince themselves of their own maturity and independence, when really they're just acting pathetic and childish - not to mention quite selfish.

That's just what I took!

What's weird is I'm just seeing this post.

I had two bowls of soup, with some Echinacea/Goldenseal tea, and some Alka Seltzer Night Time Cold Medicine.

I feel brand new.

What year is it, 1942?

Burn!

You think you can keep me out of DEL BOCA VISTA!!!!

You're confused, Grandpa. Let's go back to your room.

I'm gonna be all over the shuffleboard court!

After the White Castle? Eww.

Clapton and Steve Winwood were just amazing last night. They both still have great voices and man can they still play. They played for over two hours, with just one very short break. Only did one encore, though, and no Lay Down, Sally.

As impressed as I was with Clapton (and who wouldn't be?), I have to tell you that the song that stuck in my head afterwards was Winwood's absolutely haunting version of "Georgia on My Mind".

I did learn since my last concert that:

1. You don't light your lighter any more. You use glow sticks.
2. Just as many people smoke pot at concerts as they ever did.
3. A T-Shirt was $35 and there was nobody outside selling illegal ones. WTF has happened to America???

Nothing! YOU got older.

But where were the cheap, knockoff T-Shirts?? That was the best part of the concert - haggling with the street T-Shirt guy! Not a one to be found.

The smell in The Garden was heavenly, though.

You can take the girl out of the Bronx, but you can't take the Bronx out of the girl.

Well, yeah!!

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