I guarantee if you wear a Scarface suit anywhere but in your home, you'll be made fun of for the rest of your life.

I grew up in the 80s, and even then me and my hoodlum companions would make fun of the jerkoffs who wore those suits. We hated Scarface, too, which is the most overrated crime film ever.


"Make me a sandwich. Oh, excuse me, did I say 'ask me a question?' No. I want you to make me a fucking sandwich right now, or so help me God I will rip off your testicles and put them in my salad.

And I don't even like salad."
-Valenti

Secretary of the Long Lost Corleone fan club.