Sports... Pscchhh... \:p

I still don't get them. I think I can appreciate the work that goes into them, and I'd go so far as to say its an artform in its own right. But, the bottom line is, I don't know who won the Super Bowl, and I didn't even know which teams played until the other day.

I'm just not a competitive guy, and I don't really understand competition in the first place. It's weird, I don't understand why I never followed sports. Even as a child I was oblivious and uninterested.

I don't know. Just a few thoughts.

"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."