"You don't like her. My mother don't like her. She's a dog. And I'm a fat, ugly man. Well, all I know is I had a good time last night. If we have enough good times together, I'm gonna get down on my knees. I'm gonna get that girl to marry me. If we make a party on New Year's, I got a date for that party. You don't like her? That's too bad."


"I got news for you. If it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books." --- George Costanza.