I think if Earl made him an offer he can't refuse it won't sound all that tough.

"Hi..my name is Earl." The guy would die of a heart attack from laughing..haha.

Plus, I have eye-talian relatives. What makes you think I really don't have a cousin Guido.

How about a little less questions and a lot more shut the hell up - Brian Griffin

When there's a will...put me in it.