Saturday night my daughter was at a party, and my wife went to a "girl's night" at a friend's house. i told my sons that we could go out anywhere we wanted. I suggested a nice Chineses restaurant that we love, the local pub where they love to devour wings and steak sandwiches, and some other places. They decided that they wanted Pizza Hut takeout. We have quite a few good pizza shops nearby, but they were attracted to PH by a commercial for a new pizza.
Anyway, I left the money for them, picked up my daughter and dropped heroff. I got text messages from two of the inebriated young ladies at my wife's party to come over, so I did. I ended up having a Menage a Trois with my wife and one of the other ladies. I didn't have dinner Saturday nigh, but it was memorable.
Oh, by the way, Menage a Trois was the name of the bottle of white wine that the other woman gave my wife and me as a gift.