Some more recent pictures that have been brought to my attention, which seem to be from Christmas/Christmas Eve.
Note that, as according to my friends, I dress like an old man as of late. Oh, and I look even less-photogenic and more awkward than usual.
My cousin and I:
This picture doesn't show it, but I am holding a cane:
Apparently trying to make one of my cousins implode by use of my eyes:
The most unnatural thing you can do is take a picture of someone holding up one of their gifts:
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
