My friend will say, "Oh, no, I'm not Mr. Smith, but I'll get him for you. Can you hold on??" And then he puts the phone down and walks away. Sometimes, he'll even go back and say, "He's out in the yard, but he's coming inside in a second. Can you continue to hold on?", just to see how long they'll hang in there.


President Emeritus of the Neal Pulcawer Fan Club