Telemarketers are [BadWord] Yup. I like to make very loud, high-pitched horse noises into the receiver. Seriously, if you do it loud and sharp enough, it could quite possibly burst someone's eardrums. Try it! I've always enjoyed pursuing a game of "mind-fuck" with them, without telling them. You know. Try selling them a toaster sometime. They'll hang up in confusion.
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
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