I SAY I'm not going to watch it, but then I'll be flipping through the channels, and I'll say, "Oh, this is where Carlo gets his beating! I'll just watch this part and then change the channel." Then, "Oh, I have to see Sonny at the tollbooth. I'll just watch that, and then I'll switch." "Oh, I love the scenes in Sicily! Just let me watch when he marries Appolonia, and then I'll put something else on." Before I know it, I've watched the whole damn thing.


President Emeritus of the Neal Pulcawer Fan Club