Michelle is dead. Yeah. We got her about an hour ago outside her office.

She's alive. Five shots and she's still alive.

Well thats bad luck for me and its bad luck for you too if you don't make that deal.

"Say 'ello to my little quiz"....Oops, wrong Al Pacino charactor.

Let me tell you my Kraut Mick friend, Michelle never gets that quiz. It'll make her a star.

And let me tell you why....we were going to make her a star. Singing lessons, acting lessons, and along comes Turnbull with his guiea charm and his olive oil voice, and let me tell you something else just to show I'm not a hard hearted man. She was brigh, she was beautiful, she was the best piece of stuf I've had and I've had 'em all over the world, and she threw it all away to make me look ridiculous. And a man in my position cannot afford to be made to look ridiculous!

I'm afraid we may have scared michelle off. I hope not.

michelle, if you're reading this, please understand we're just having our fun, and it is NOT at your expense.... give one of us a quote and we're off and running.

After all, we're not communists.

But how do I know after Michelle comes back and regains her strength she wont seek a vendetta?

She'll know this without being told.

Look -- we are all reasonable men here; we don't have to give assurances as if we were lawyers...

Ooops, sorry.

A lawyer with a briefcase is more dangerous than Michelle with her quiz.

If you have a Law degree, you’re taking out insurance. After that you can do whatever you want. You can post your quiz…



All joking aside for a moment...I really think that Michelle would be a great addition to this GF forum. According to the site where she had the quiz posted, she's an avid GF fantatic.

She doesn't want a law degree. She loves quizes, she wants her life to be in quizes.

She throws greatness away!

The family has a lot of quizzes.

CUT TO: The party. Don Cardi approaches Michelle Williams , a reporter who is in the process of posting her quiz.

DON CARDI: Hi.

MICHELLE :Hi.

DON CARDI :(looking at Michelle’s quiz) You could hurt somebody with those questions. You’ve been working too hard, let me show you around.

MICHELLE : Can you get me an interview with Geoff so I can post my quiz?

DON CARDI : Uh, no. I’m a moderator but I can’t do that. What else can I do for you?

MICHELLE : Handsome but useless.

DON CARDI: Oh yeah?

MICHELLE : That’s okay. I’ll gamble.

DON CARDI : You like to gamble? Why don’t we go to Atlantic City? My town. I’ll show you how to gamble.

MICHELLE : Yeah, but I like to win. How will I know what numbers in the quiz to pick?

DON CARDI : Do I look okay like a guy who’s gonna fail your quiz?

MICHELLE : Well…

<Michelle stops herself as she spots someone.>

MICHELLE : Spooky looking guy there. What is a guy like that doing on Geoff's boards?

DON CARDI : That’s Geoff's bulldog.

MICHELLE : You know that guy?

DON CARDI : Yeah I know that guy. That guy’s name is SC. They call him The Teddy Bear . He writes his posts with honey.

...AND LATER THAT EVENING

DC - Get me some water.
Michelle - I can't believe I'm doing this
(thug 1 grabs Michelle and puts a knife to her throat --- thug 2 fires six shots at DC's bed....DC grabs the guy and puts a gun to his head and walks thug into his living room where he sees Michelle with the knife to her throat.

Thug 2 - Kill her.
DC - What do I care I dont even know this girl.

Of all the sites on all the web she has to post her quiz on ours.

Ooops, wrong movie.

Scene -- Michelle is dead, mutilated and handcuffed to a bed.
DC is sitting on the floor with a towel wrapped around him. Klydon is standing in the room.

DC - I don't remember anything.
Klydon - Its fortunate that my brother Dontomasso runs this place otherwise we couldn't have helped her.
DC - It was a game....we'd done it before. But I never ould have hurt...that girl.
Klydon - This girl has no family. It'll be as if she never existed. All we have left is our friendship. I am placing a call to your office saying you are spending the night at Don Geoff's house.

There was this girl. She and I made up our first quizzes together. Times were good. We made the most of it. Then she got the idea to post her quiz on Board. Someone put a bullet through her quiz. Noone knows who. I didn't ask who did it because posting is the business we have chosen.

olivant. I was about to use the same Roth quote!

Oh, oh, Michelle; Michelle, you are silly. It wasn't a quiz, it was a roast. A roast, Michelll. Just like this board, something that's unholy and evil. I didn't want your quiz, Michelle. I wouldn't bring another one of your quizzes in this world. It was a roast Michelle. It was a roast, roast and I had it started cuz this must all end. I know now tha it's over; I knew it then. There would be no way, Michelle. No way you could forgive me.

"YOU WONT LEAVE THIS WEBSITE!"


"YES I WILL"

"YOU WON'T IGNORE MY POSTS"

"THEY"RE MY POSTS TOO"

:lol;

Bravo Beth! Excellent!

Michelle had all the answers to her quiz. She MUST share them or let others use them. She must let us draw the water from the well. Certainly she can present a bill for such services; after all we are not Communists.

I also don't believe in quizes. For years I paid my people extra so they wouldn't do take those kinds of tests. -- -- Somebody comes to the gangsterbb and posts, "I have quiz; if you click on the link that I have provided ----- we can answer the questions"

So they can't resist. I want to control it as a business, to keep it respectable

(then, as he slams his hand on the computer desk)

I don't want it near the Real Life Mafia Thread -- I don't want it posted in Scarface ! That's an infamia. In my cybercity, we would keep the quizes in the nerdy people -- the book worms. They're animals anyway, so let them lose their souls...

Well, now she's dead. She's dead, DC, and nothing can bring her back.




(Sorry, I had to )

These posts are just toooo good. They are some of the best posts we've ever read on this Board.

They're the best things to have. But quizzes is a thing of the future. And if we don't get a piece of that action, we risk everything we have. I mean not now, but ten years from now.

Don't ever again give that kind of order, not while I'm alive, understand?