I have a Capital One card which I very very seldom use (mostly when I travel, but not even so much then).

Anyway, I got this letter yesterday that cracks me up:


You never write. You never call. You never charge.
What did we do? Or (gulp) not do?
No holding back. This relationship is not working. But it's not you, it's us. So let's talk."


Then it goes on to ask me to call for a card "upgrade".

I thought it was funny.

TIS


"Mankind must put an end to war before war puts an end to mankind. War will exist until that distant day when the conscientious objector enjoys the same reputation and prestige that the warrior does today." JFK

"War is over, if you want it" - John Lennon