Originally Posted By: The Italian Stallionette
Seems to me I remember one time having problems with a toilet. My husband had to go to the store (I know I wouldn't go) \:p and buy a ball cock (I think that's what it's called) . Anyway, how can you not at least chuckle when you hear some of these words in a serious context.

TIS

Don't forget shuttlecocks for badminton.

I once had a trial where the witness' name was Mr. Woodcock. Although it didn't particularly strike me as odd when I was preparing for the case, the first time I heard the name actually spoken in court, I must admit, I giggled.

I made a conscious decision to avoid saying his name while questioning him and delivering a closing statement because I knew I might lose it.