I know you were kidding.

The DR. THEODORE ATLAS FOUNDATION is a foundation that was founded by boxing trainer and commentator Teddy Atlas, with the purpose to honor the memory of his father, Dr. Theodore Atlas

The main mission of the Foundation is the awarding of scholarships and grants to worthy individuals and organizations based upon scholastic potential, community service, athletic achievement and economic need. The Foundation is a tax-exempt, not-for-profit 501 (c) (3) organization.

Since it's inception in 1997, the Foundation, thanks to the generosity of it's supporters, has been able to give in excess of $1,000,000.00 to worthy causes. These have ranged from scholastic athletics to scholarship funds; from community service groups to after-school programs; and from families and individuals in financial need to those simply needing to be told someone cares.

The Foundation is a 100% volunteer organization. It has no administrative costs. There are no professional fund-raisers, no paid employees, and no fashionable office space that would drain away any funds from the Foundation's only purpose; to give help to those in need when they need it.