Warm breasts on my back turn my stomach.

That aside, you're right, SB, you ARE the worst person with whom to discuss this. I can't stand undercooked meat (all my steaks have to be done medium and hamburgers well-done).

When we all met in Chicago a few years ago we went to a steakhouse for our first dinner together. I had ordered a filet mignon, medium, and when the waiter put it down in front of me I immediately cut it in half to make sure it was cooked to my liking. It was red and bloody inside and before I could even say anything I felt Lori grabbing my arm (as if to plead with me not to go ballistic). Before I could say anything, the waiter apologized and took the plate and gave it to Mikey Montana (sitting next to me) and gave me MY order (cooked properly). I was soooooo relieved.

I know I'm particular when it comes to my food, but you (SB) and Signor Vitelli take it to an art form.