If anyone is familiar with the Genmay forums (I'm not expecting you should, it's not really the kind of thing most people here would be into), there's a thread over there where this guy buys a microwave off amazon, shows up with a broken lock mechanism, he uses it anyways, and his cat gets into it while he's making burritos, and the cat dies.
It's more than likely a fake story, a lot of the threads there are presumably members making up elaborate, twisted stories for shits and giggles, but it's entertaining as hell.
Anyway, this conversation just reminded me of that.
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
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