Sheriff pulls up "What are you doing over there in the ditch?"
I say "Thought It'd be a good place to park" Hey! You can't park your car here! Duke: Huh? Why not? Is this not a reasonable place to park? Valet: Reasonable? You're on the sidewalk!
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
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