Haha.. that reminded me of Holy Grail "She turned me into a newt!" ".. a newt?" "... I got better"

Anywho, that fucking sucks, man. He took your piece? That was Chief Muhamac or something like that, right? Can't really remember the whole name. But yeah, you're definitely a lucky bastard. I'm guessing he let you go because basically all you had was a dimebag, right? He was probably hoping for more. Greedy bastard.

What's "What the hell am I going to do with this? Give it to my kids?" supposed to mean? He sounds dirty to me.

Can't believe you got to sit on the hood of the car while he searched though. When my ex's car got searched while I was in it, I had to be put in cuffs (behind my back) and sit in the front seat of the cop car, while the ex sat in cuffs in the backseat. Morgantown area cops are the WORST.. Though he did let us go that night without so much as a citation, and he had about 4 different things he could have charged us with.