Originally Posted By: Sicilian1
My wife met and had her picture taken with Joan Rivers.

Last time I saw Rivers on TV, she'd had so many facelifts that you could bounce a dime off her cheek.

Ntra la porta tua lu sangu � sparsu,
E nun me mporta si ce muoru accisu...
E s'iddu muoru e vaju mparadisu
Si nun ce truovo a ttia, mancu ce trasu.