Originally Posted By: Beth E
 Originally Posted By: Longneck
I'd hate to see what a real tree does


I hope you like vacuuming, because you'll be vacuuming up pine needles until March.


And hopefully you don't have a cat because the cat will eat the pine needles and then throw up somewhere in the house that you won't find until you get up in the middle of the night and walk around in the dark barefoot.


"There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want." -Calvin and Hobbes