Alcohol will mess with your mind. Steer clear of the nasty stuff.
Yeah, I'm giving anti-drug lectures now.
I'm also ordering a t-shirt that reads "hypocrite" across the chest and "ironic" across the back.
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
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