It seems to me that Christmas break has been getting shorter and shorter. Maybe it's just the loss of the misconception of time we all have as children, but I feel like Christmas break used to be at least two weeks, if not three. Once I entered high school, I think I came to notice it's only about a week. Since when was the first day of break (in public school terms) Christmas Eve? I feel like they used to let us out a few days or even a week before Christmas Eve.

I don't know.

"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."