I was talking to this guy who rolls his own cigarettes, and he told me that he buys a standard one ounce bag of tobacco for about two dollars a bag. He said if you roll them right, you can squeeze 200 cigarettes out of that. Of course, you still have to pay for rolling papers and whatnot, but I'm sure that it's cheaper than five dollars for a pack of twenty.
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
