Originally Posted By: Don Cardi
 Originally Posted By: Signor Vitelli
My favorite breakfast is Chinese food -
Signor V.


Egg Foo Young? \:p


Bi Chur Tung. ;\)

Or, as I said to my cat the other day:

VITELLI: Tell me cat, who was the famous leader of the People's Republic of China?

CAT: Maooooooooooooo!

Signor V.


"For me, there's only my wife..."

"Sure I cook with wine - sometimes I even add it to the food!"

"When life itself seems lunatic, who knows where madness lies?"

"It was a grass harp... And we listened."

"Do any human beings ever realize life while they live it? Every, every minute?"

"No. Saints and poets, maybe... they do some."