Here is a brief tidbit from an interview the local paper did with my band recently:

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Did the band ever go by any other name, and if so why the change?


Aeroplasty is just something we thought up one day. We were originally "Walking Amongst Living Art," but we just got sick of saying it, honestly. So we smashed two "ixes" together and Aeroplasty is what came out.

Any stories surrounding your band’s name?

There is one story about our band's name that we all remember. Long ago, there was a mighty wizard, his name was Guragalo Heironak. He lived in a great tower that allowed him to see all of the villagers as they festered in their huts and attempted to live in the poor conditions that they were given by the king. Guragalo tried to fit all of the people in his tower one day, and the tower fell. The villagers died. Hundreds of years later, the great wizard still lives, and he was present at one of our shows, and when we told the crowd that our name was Aeroplasty, he vanished, never to be seen again. We believe he traveled to another dimension to right the mathematical wrongs which caused his tower to fall. He knew that Aeroplasty was the answer.



The stuff they'll print.


"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."