Last January I was going thru some papers on my desk (I am not very organized) and found my new car insurance card -- the one in my wallet had expired weeks before and I didn't realize it! Today, I get my NEW insurance card, and put it in my wallet right away -- a month early -- just to realize that my registration expired at the end of JUNE!! WTF is my problem?!! I could've sworn I renewed it online, but they have a new system now that I can't log in to to see until I get some PIN snail-mailed to me -- so now I have to go to the freakin' DMV tomorrow to see WTF!

Not only do I need a maid, but also a secretary!