Bartlet: C.J., on your tombstone it's going to read, Post Hoc, Ergo Propter Hoc. C.J.: Okay, but none of my visitors are going to be able to understand my tombstone. Bartlet: Twenty-seven lawyers in the room, anybody know post hoc, ergo propter hoc? Josh? Josh: Uh, post, after. After hoc. Ergo, therefore. After hoc, therefore something else hoc. Bartlet: Thank you. Next?
How about a little less questions and a lot more shut the hell up - Brian Griffin