Well, I only wear shirts once or twice (with clean undershirts), pants can last a good week or two before they start standing up on their own...

PS - By "dirty clothes hamper" do you mean my bedroom floor? ...I had to cut if off at the 3+ foot-high (and wide) point

PPS - When my folks get back to Jersey next week I'll be able to do a load or two a week there. I just hate going to the laundromat!