Well she gets a turkey small enough to fit in a big crockpot, has me cut off the ribs, puts some water in there, salt, pepper, and maybe a few other spices. Cook on low for 8-12 hours or so.

I think that's it.




Long as I remember The rain been coming down.
Clouds of Mystery pouring Confusion on the ground.
Good men through the ages, Trying to find the sun;
And I wonder, Still I wonder, Who'll stop the rain.