On other grounds, at the risk of being laughed at, I'm seriously considering purchasing a pair of Yo! MTV Raps Puma sneakers. The prospect of wearing the MTV logo makes me physically ill, but the designs are fucking cool. And at least hip hop was decent in 80s/early 90s.



Tell me those aren't cool. If I don't go for those, I'll definitely go for these, which (thank God) are not branded with a butt-ugly MTV logo:



I love Puma's Clyde sneakers. I used to wear them exclusively. They're the most comfortable thing I've ever put my foot into.

"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."