Originally Posted By: Beth E
Every time I cook it's a mishap.



Hey! You stole my line.

I tried making a birthday cake for my wife when we were dating.


She threw it at me.


The whole cake.



Long as I remember The rain been coming down.
Clouds of Mystery pouring Confusion on the ground.
Good men through the ages, Trying to find the sun;
And I wonder, Still I wonder, Who'll stop the rain.