News for Blibble -

Thats NOT what they mean when they say "finger food".

While I was in college, I worked in a sandwich store. One of my duties was to slice the sandwich meats and then clean the slicing machine afterwards. At least once a week I'd cut myself on the stupid thing, which was bad enough, but then afterwards, when making sandwiches (which included oil and vinegar) the pain of that stuff going into the cut was awful.

After I was done complaining about a particularly bad cut, the assistant manager (a young guy who wasn't particularly bright, but was as funny as hell) took it upon himself to show me the correct way to use the slicer. As he was slicing one of the cheeses he announced, "Hey look at me, I'm cutting the cheese" and to add to the joke he tried to force himself to fart. He ended up shitting in his pants. (The name of the store was "Submarine Village"; thereafter he was known as the Village Idiot).