Talk about a nasty, nasty case of the "what have you done for me lately"'s!!! Geez, Louise!!! It's bad enough to have to have put up with their father, but the sons are just members of The Lucky Sperm Club. They should go back to their horses and hotels, and leave the Yankees alone. Or at least do whatever they're going to do quietly and with some sense of class.

Oh, wait, they're Steinbrenners!! What was I thinking??