Somebody broke in to my truck and stole my girlfriends purse that had my set of keys and my paycheck and all of her ID...
My stepson had a baseball tournament today and while we were inside the place watching his game, at a family oriented function, people went around and broke into several other vehicles as well. This is about the closest I've ever been to wanting to actually do physical harm to somebody. If only I could meet the person(s) who did this.
To quote a wise, wise man, "You should cut their feet off. They'd never do it again."
But seriously, that's a shame. You should turn whoever did that into a Muppet.
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
