Remember, "a man's reach should exceed his grasp." Robert Browning
Words to live by, my friend.
I've been to California probably 10 times in the past 7 years.
They weren't prepared for me the first time. They haven't been prepared since. And I don't think they're ready for me now.
"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis
