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Re: Random Post Whoring [Re: The Italian Stallionette] #442282
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Baked goods. \:D


"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
Re: Random Post Whoring [Re: long_lost_corleone] #442285
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I hate razor stubble.


Dylan Matthew Moran born 10/30/12


Re: Random Post Whoring [Re: Mignon] #442394
10/10/07 09:05 AM
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In a van down by the river!
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In a van down by the river!
Eat some sketti-o's and all will be fine




Long as I remember The rain been coming down.
Clouds of Mystery pouring Confusion on the ground.
Good men through the ages, Trying to find the sun;
And I wonder, Still I wonder, Who'll stop the rain.

Re: Random Post Whoring [Re: Scarface.1] #442648
10/10/07 10:11 PM
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Why men shouldn't take phone messages.....

A note on the 'fridge read:

Someone from the Gyna Colleges called.
They said the Pabst Beer is normal.

(I didn't think you liked beer).



TIS


"Mankind must put an end to war before war puts an end to mankind. War will exist until that distant day when the conscientious objector enjoys the same reputation and prestige that the warrior does today." JFK

"War is over, if you want it" - John Lennon

Re: Random Post Whoring [Re: The Italian Stallionette] #442781
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This is hilarious. Peyton Manning knows football, but he's lousy as a United Way counselor.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=NZpPf-q2_es


How about a little less questions and a lot more shut the hell up - Brian Griffin

When there's a will...put me in it.
Re: Random Post Whoring [Re: The Italian Stallionette] #442795
10/11/07 01:00 PM
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 Originally Posted By: The Italian Stallionette

Why men shouldn't take phone messages.....

A note on the 'fridge read:

Someone from the Gyna Colleges called.
They said the Pabst Beer is normal.

(I didn't think you liked beer).



As it turned out 15 minutes later they found out he had spinal meningitis.


TIS


That reminds me of a friend of mine from college, who went to medical school. He interned at a free clinic, and was taking a history from a patient, who told him that he has Smiling, Mighty Jesus.

Last edited by klydon1; 10/11/07 01:01 PM.
Re: Random Post Whoring [Re: klydon1] #442848
10/11/07 04:14 PM
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I'm thinking of a full length mirror opposite the toilet.


"I got news for you. If it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books." --- George Costanza.
Re: Random Post Whoring [Re: pizzaboy] #442852
10/11/07 04:43 PM
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There's a TORNADO WARNING for my general area. The winds have picked up pretty badly. I'm wondering if I should move my car (which is currently parked under a big tree).

Channel 5 News is carrying the story live now. It looks like the major damage will be about 10 miles west of me.


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Re: Random Post Whoring [Re: SC] #442853
10/11/07 04:45 PM
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Never mind the car. Just take care of Ozzie Boy.

Re: Random Post Whoring [Re: klydon1] #442854
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 Originally Posted By: klydon1
Never mind the car. Just take care of Ozzie Boy.


Don't laugh, but I have taken his carrier out of the closet already. (That big tree also is right in front of the house). He's sitting right by my feet now...


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Re: Random Post Whoring [Re: SC] #442872
10/11/07 05:54 PM
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This rain is brutal!! It took me half an hour to drive my daughter to school to pick up her forgotten Science homework (I know, bad parent, but I'm a sucker). The drive is normally 5 minutes.

How are you and Ozzie Boy doing, SC??


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Re: Random Post Whoring [Re: Sicilian Babe] #442874
10/11/07 06:10 PM
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Sc, I hope you and Ozzieboy are ok. Keep us posted on the weather there.


Dylan Matthew Moran born 10/30/12


Re: Random Post Whoring [Re: Mignon] #442891
10/11/07 06:44 PM
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You okay, SC?

I can NOT believe what the Southern State looks like on tv. I see where a LIRR transformer was hit by lightning, adding to this mess. There's no train service right now. This is like Old Testament weather today.

I hope you're okay.


"I got news for you. If it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books." --- George Costanza.
Re: Random Post Whoring [Re: pizzaboy] #442903
10/11/07 06:59 PM
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In a van down by the river!
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In a van down by the river!
Cold and rainy, feel like I'm in bloody england




Long as I remember The rain been coming down.
Clouds of Mystery pouring Confusion on the ground.
Good men through the ages, Trying to find the sun;
And I wonder, Still I wonder, Who'll stop the rain.

Re: Random Post Whoring [Re: Longneck] #442932
10/11/07 09:08 PM
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Thanks for the concern. I'm OK (as is OzzieBoy). It POURED for about 30 minutes (I think we had about 2" of rain in that half hour) and then it was gone. No damage that I can see here.

I don't scare easily but I really thought the tree near the house was gonna come down earlier.


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Re: Random Post Whoring [Re: SC] #442938
10/11/07 09:31 PM
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It was pretty nasty, wasn't it? Glad you and the kitty are OK.


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Re: Random Post Whoring [Re: Sicilian Babe] #443090
10/12/07 10:14 AM
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A guy walked around times square in New York yesterday completely naked, and no on even batted an eye. He even checked his messages while doing it. I guess once you've seen the naked cowboy you become immuned.



How about a little less questions and a lot more shut the hell up - Brian Griffin

When there's a will...put me in it.
Re: Random Post Whoring [Re: Beth E] #443094
10/12/07 10:18 AM
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Where did he keep his wallet?

Re: Random Post Whoring [Re: klydon1] #443096
10/12/07 10:22 AM
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They called him "The weenie from Brooklyn".

Even running past people no one cares.



Baby got back.


Last edited by Beth E; 10/12/07 10:24 AM.

How about a little less questions and a lot more shut the hell up - Brian Griffin

When there's a will...put me in it.
Re: Random Post Whoring [Re: Beth E] #443097
10/12/07 10:23 AM
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 Originally Posted By: Beth E
A guy walked around times square in New York yesterday completely naked, and no on even batted an eye. He even checked his messages while doing it. I guess once you've seen the naked cowboy you become immuned.



When there's a nut out like that, you DELIBERATELY don't bat an eye, because the jerkoff is just looking for attention.


"I got news for you. If it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books." --- George Costanza.
Re: Random Post Whoring [Re: pizzaboy] #443098
10/12/07 10:25 AM
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[quote=pizzaboyeye, because the jerkoff [/quote]

Don't have a picture of that.


How about a little less questions and a lot more shut the hell up - Brian Griffin

When there's a will...put me in it.
Re: Random Post Whoring [Re: Beth E] #443099
10/12/07 10:26 AM
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"I got news for you. If it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books." --- George Costanza.
Re: Random Post Whoring [Re: pizzaboy] #443158
10/12/07 02:50 PM
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That's actually pretty funny. Not very clever or thought out, but still pretty funny.

Unless the guy is just absolutely insane and didn't see an honest problem with leaving the house naked. Then it's the funniest thing ever.


"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
Re: Random Post Whoring [Re: long_lost_corleone] #443164
10/12/07 02:56 PM
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Hey, I just read that Eva Mendes does her gardening in the nude. Makes me want to go out and buy a shovel and a bag of fertilizer.


"I got news for you. If it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books." --- George Costanza.
Re: Random Post Whoring [Re: Beth E] #443236
10/12/07 09:53 PM
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 Originally Posted By: Beth E
They called him "The weenie from Brooklyn".

Even running past people no one cares.



Baby got back.



Hey Beth, how'd you get such great shots? Were you chasing him? ;\) I'm glad California doesn't have any weirdos. ;\)


TIS


"Mankind must put an end to war before war puts an end to mankind. War will exist until that distant day when the conscientious objector enjoys the same reputation and prestige that the warrior does today." JFK

"War is over, if you want it" - John Lennon

Re: Random Post Whoring [Re: The Italian Stallionette] #443238
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 Originally Posted By: The Italian Stallionette

Hey Beth, how'd you get such great shots? Were you chasing him? ;\)


TIS


Yeah, he's the one that got away.


How about a little less questions and a lot more shut the hell up - Brian Griffin

When there's a will...put me in it.
Re: Random Post Whoring [Re: Beth E] #443311
10/13/07 09:47 AM
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 Originally Posted By: Beth E


What ever happened to "no shirt, no shoes, no service"?


"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
Re: Random Post Whoring [Re: long_lost_corleone] #443313
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Does this naked guy have a story or what???? I mean was there any newsbit as to "why" he was running around naked? Did he get mugged and his clothes taken? Did he lock himself out after getting out of the shower??? Or,......just another day in Brooklyn?


TIS

Last edited by The Italian Stallionette; 10/13/07 10:10 AM.

"Mankind must put an end to war before war puts an end to mankind. War will exist until that distant day when the conscientious objector enjoys the same reputation and prestige that the warrior does today." JFK

"War is over, if you want it" - John Lennon

Re: Random Post Whoring [Re: The Italian Stallionette] #443314
10/13/07 10:14 AM
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The tv news reported that he stripped off his clothes and started handing out cash. He was taken to Bellevue (Hospital) for psychiatric evaluation).


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Re: Random Post Whoring [Re: SC] #443317
10/13/07 10:28 AM
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Hi SC!!

That's kind of sad. Wouldn't you hate to think that you'd end up like that? I mean being of "reasonably" sane mind, I would cry if I knew I'd end up like that. \:\(

Ok, but this isn't a downer thread. It's still funny as hell.


TIS


"Mankind must put an end to war before war puts an end to mankind. War will exist until that distant day when the conscientious objector enjoys the same reputation and prestige that the warrior does today." JFK

"War is over, if you want it" - John Lennon

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