Why men shouldn't take phone messages.....A note on the 'fridge read:
Someone from the Gyna Colleges called.
They said the Pabst Beer is normal.
(I didn't think you liked beer). 
As it turned out 15 minutes later they found out he had spinal meningitis.
TIS
That reminds me of a friend of mine from college, who went to medical school. He interned at a free clinic, and was taking a history from a patient, who told him that he has Smiling, Mighty Jesus.
