One of my all time favorite snacks is saltine crackers and Hormel potted meat.

Sure, the potted meat looks kinda like wet dog food, but MAN is it good.

Here...have a looksie:


"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis