Originally Posted By: Blibbleblabble
 Originally Posted By: long_lost_corleone
I condemn all who succumb to the devil's lettuce!


I have no idea what this means, but it made me El Oh El.


I went to the theater yesterday and saw The Heartbreak Kid and 310 to Yuma. Yuma was fucking amazing, and Heartbreak Kid was actually pretty funny... Well, there was a Jesus-freak/redneck character in The Heartbreak Kid who, in a scene involving marijuana, exclaims, "It smells like someone's been hitting the devil's lettuce." I was one of six people in the theater (matinée), and four of those people encompassed two very, very old couples, so I was the only one in the theater who laughed at it.

"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."