From around 40 years ago, here's a classic from MAD Magazine:

(Sung to the tune of "Hello Dolly")

Hello, Deli,
This is Joe, Deli,
Would you please send up a nice corned beef on rye?

A box of Ritz, Deli,
And some Schlitz, Deli,
Some chopped liver and a sliver of your...apple pie.

Turkey legs, Deli,
Hard boiled eggs, Deli,
With tomatoes and potatoes you French fry.

Oh...

Please don't be late, Deli,
'Cause I can't wait, Deli,
Deli, without breakfast I will die!

;\)

Signor V.

"For me, there's only my wife..."

"Sure I cook with wine - sometimes I even add it to the food!"

"When life itself seems lunatic, who knows where madness lies?"

"It was a grass harp... And we listened."

"Do any human beings ever realize life while they live it? Every, every minute?"

"No. Saints and poets, maybe... they do some."