Well...sorry to rain on everyone's parade of flatulence...but I have positively NO idea who pharted. This question NEVER comes up in my day-to-day social interactions. I mean, if someone did phart, I assume we would just 'pass' it over and continue with what we were doing.

Of course...I suppose if I spent my day lying around in filth, scratching this and smelling that, that a phart question would inevitably make an appearance. As is, I'm way too busy to stop and smell the pharts.